KO One/X-Family cooking shows

Da Xiao Ai Chi

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**NOTE: I will put up summary/translations soon! Bear w/ me please >.<

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Da/Xiao S intro and talks about they invited 3 weird guess who dont know how to cook at all and who seems to be the ones who will burn the kitchen, but today, the meals they're cooking seem kind of hard.
Later Xiao S says that one of their guest that they invited was at an overseas event that was also a cooking show and he acutally did almost burn the kitchen! (she's talking about jiro i believe. haha xD correct me if i'm wrong).
After their intro, they invited them out: Jiro, Arron and Danson.
The guys give Da/Xiao S their cds and a copy of the drama (x family) and xiao s was like 'ok lets see who will be the one to burn our kitchen' and the guys all point at each other =p hahaha.
Then Xiao S said... actually it was Jiro the one who almost burn the kitchen last time right? and so Jiro explains that he just burnt something and didnt burn the kitchen.
the host also asks them if they ever cook before.. and danson said that he just started to learn how to cook recently. xiao s asks why just learn recently, and danson answers that cus he likes to eat and wants to learn how to cook....
later the hosts said soemthing about a lot of shows now require cooking events and they mentioned 100% entertainment(yue le bai fen bai) and xiao s called them copy cat! and made the guys call them copy cat also.
then they asked if arron knows how to cook and he answers that cus of filming, he needs to learn how to cook a little bit, so he said he just started learning how to cook. arron says that he just learned how to cook for about a month already. Then xiao s asked, "then u must be a pro now" then Arron replies "i'm a pro at cutting onions now//i'm an expert at cutting onions at the moment" (hahaahah xD everyone laughs and xiao s exaggerated and said "wow thats awesome!").
they then moved onto Jiro, they said something rabbits and then Danson told them how to capture rabbits or something like that... (someone can summarize that part cus it went by too fast, and i didnt catch all of it).
later, xiao s hits jiro and said that he almost tricked her and da s was like, u did that on purpose just so u can feel his chest. xiao s said that he has buff chest....
later da s asked if he's going to become like wu chun's size or be like him.. and xiao s was like.. "dont mention wu chun, they're not close w/ wu chun (meaning they're rivals or something similar to that). Then Jiro said that there is no such thing. then xiao s said, 'go ask danson, they're all gang up together against chun" then danson was like.. "what? what do i have to do w/ this??"
then da s was like since u cooperate w/ them so much... tell us what u think... then danson explained that there is no such thing, it's just because everyone is busy w/ their things and we're busy w/ x family so we dont have a lot of chance to be put together or take pictures together so ppl dont see us in pictures a lot so ppl think that we're not close w/ wu chun, but that's not the point its just because we're all busy and dont get the chance to be seen together a lot. this is why ppl misunderstand that we're not close...
then xiao s asked well is it because jiro and chun are fighting to be main characters and stuff... etc. then jiro said that there is no such thing.. then danson tries to explain things in details, but the hosts were like "ok i dont need to know anymore... stop changing subjects."
so the show starts... and asks jiro to go first.... (they also mentioned something that if they burn the kitchen that means we get to get off earlier =p)

so jiro starts to cut the red pepper.. and he said that it has a lot of color and xiao s laughs cus everyone says that its for nutrition but jiro says something else.. and xiao s said that he's just saying some bs cus he doesnt know how to cook.
so they start to talk about ko one... xiao s ask after filming ko one, when they're on the streets... do they often get attacked or recognized... then danson answers 'yes' cus he's encountered it, jiro also encountered it and he asked 'what about u arron" and arron says of kourse!
danson describes that he once was at a supermarket just wanting to buy something, right when he leaves the place, there's these teens right out side w/ motorcycles and talks to him or teases him.... and danson was like 'i just wanted to buy my things" but u cant really do anything cus i just smiled, nodd my head and left.
then arron describes a time about jiro being stopped by someone... and jiro was like.. yea.. i was quite happy. he described the scenerio.. he said that the other guy was like.. "hey, arent u the KO leader wang da dong.. how about u show ur KO moves" (lol.. ) jiro says he's delighted cus ppl actually notices it. then xiao s makes fun of jiro and ask, so did u do some KO moves in front of them? jiro says 'no how about just do it together' just talked to them for a lil bit.
later danson jumps in and talks about himself... he said he bumped into someone who asked him about his metal hand (cus in KO One, he has that metal hand... ) so that person was like, how about show me ur metal hand and show me some moves.. and danson was like.. omg, i dont know what to do w/ that person! (then xiao s said soemthing or asked danson something.. but i didnt catch it).
later arron said one time a kid asked him to use his right hand to punch him (cus in ko one, arron has a really strong right fist)... then arron was like, yea that kid kept saying it soo much that i just had to get off the car. then xiao s was like.. 'then how about u just hit him then' then arron was like, well he's just a kid so i didnt let him bother me as much.

LInk two summary/translations will be up soon.... sorry... i can only go at a slow pace because i have school stuff to do too.
not all my summary/translations are 100% accurate, i just took the most general meanings/summary and posted it here for u to have a general idea of what happend or whats going on. i wanted to make it more detailed for u, but i just dont have the time because of school, sorry!!! HOWEVER, if anyone finds anything wrong w/ my translations/summary, feel free to correct me please =] thank u. hehe.

i watch this video again although i watched it before...
so funny~

COMMING REALLY REALLY SOON! TRANSLATIONS FOR LINK 2 COMMING!!!
(will be up in a week. I PROMISE! sorry for the lag! i have TWO midterms to study for this week and TWO HUGE papers to write for... so yea.. sorry! be up soon!)

i didnt think fans would come into this thread... lol, but since i saw crystal's response.... now i know! =]

here's link 2 translations/summary!

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So link 2 continues…. Danson said something about having more “powers’ and xia s was like then it must really tiring.
They talk about x family—xiao s asks jiro about what character he is. And jiro replies that in the drama, he can change identities and he jumps up and mocks one of those directors that tells him to change clothes, so he said that he has to have clothes prepared.
Then da s asks him what kind of identity does he change into? Does he change into a monster, animal or a girl… etc. then jiro said that no, I’m no the one changing into a girl identity, I’m the ‘xia tian’ character a good boy, but when I change identities, I change into ‘gui long.’
Then xiao s was like, so how is that played? Does the director just go “bian shen! (change identities)” then u guys just go change clothes? And jiro was like… yea that too..
Danson jumps in and say that in the series, when audience watch it, it looks normal and the way it’s supposed to be; however, when they’re actually filming it, it’s really embarrassing because when we’re fliming it, it’s actually quiet and there’s no sound effects that u hear in the real drama. Therefore, sometimes when we’re doing the “fighting” scene, we just have to make movements and sometimes just make our own sound effects. (so danson and arron gives an example) HAHAAHAH!!!
They then ask jiro to perform w/ them too… and jiro was like “I feel pressured” ahahahah.. so then he said ‘ok’ and goes do it, but then xiao s stops him from starting and said ‘how about u start from being the good boy and then perform u changing into ur other identity.” So everyone agrees and want him to do that.
So jiro was like ‘ok then I must be a good boy first (referring to be xia tian so he buttons up his shirt). And Danson was like, I’ll help u rip off the feng leng tie and xiao s was like when u change into gui long, I’ll help u unbutton ur buttons.
(HAHAAHAHA!!! THIS IS FUNNY!) so they do their performance, and xiao s quickly helps him unbutton ALL his buttons while jiro was trying to laugh like gui long and then he goes “omg, ur unbuttoning too much aren’t u!?” so he covers up and xiao s was like, why r u so shy? (hahahaha!!!) and jiro was like ur unbuttoning too much! And xiao s was like ,but y r u shy? Gui long is not shy!
So they stop teasing him and start to perform again, and jiro was like give me a cue (meaning action) so he can start… so they do their lil performance… Arron was like “omg, he’s gui long now!” and danson was like, okay let’s fight him! And they do their lil performance using their own sound effects. And da s was like, u three look like three lil boys playing! And xiao s added that u looked like u were playing w/ a yoyo. Haahah!
Then da s was like, so while filming, u guys are actually really like this?? And they’re all like, yea! And then xiao s was like, how come when lookin at jiro, he seemed like he’s really enjoying this? But u two (danson and arron) look like u guys are feeling a little awkward, but jiro actually likes this character and u can actually get head into the character… and look all enjoy. Then jiro defends himself saying that well u said “action” and then xiao s jumps in and says that he’s really open, but jiro defends himself again and says that hey hey hey, it’s being professional in acting.
So they go back to trying to cook… hahaah soo funny how arron backed up when he heard a sound cus he’s soo afraid. HAHAAH! So cute!

They made fun of little arron sayin that he looks like he’s afraid of those firecrackers during new yrs… Hahha he’s so cute..
So they go back to jiro and said u didn’t even prepare the meat, and jiro was like, I’m just gona heat up this pan first. And then he asked if he was gona wear an apron and they picked an apron for him. Jiro said he doesn’t wanna wear that one! And xiao s said u’ll dare wear anything.. and she also said u can wear that one and act gui long and he doesn’t want to. Then xiao s gave him 2 options.. hahah and they said that wang lee hom would choose that mascular one… and he said something … haha.
Then xiao s helps jiro put on the apron and asks if its only jiro that works out @ the gym to build up his body and arron jumps in and said “I work out too” and xiao s looks at him and said u do? I cant tell.. (LOL!) they ask if its really noisy at the gym, and then he said well when u lift, u have make some noise (exhailing, u know what I mean when the guys usually work out when they lift weights..) and then they asked him to give an example and show us how he works out and how he makes his “noise” when he works out…
Hahaha… so he tries to do it while cooking (or squeezing the meat). LOL.!

haha. thanks for the translations,
soo funny when da dong was squeezing the meat. wahahaha. LOL. and arron so cute when he cover his ears, o love him. Ü