Some of what Calvin said (roughly):
Jiro: I've been training my toes....
Crew: What for?
Jiro: ..... so.... I am more stable when I stand....
Calvin: Eh, that's really hard for me to pick up from .... coz I think that's really lame too...
Calvin's supposed to distract Jiro by asking questions and he asked some really "mild" ones......... When JIro gets 10 beans, Calvin went: "Wow, you're so good at it! You must have been a crab in your past life!" (The Chinese verb for the chopstick action and pinching action of the crab is the same word)
When it was Calvin's turn,....
Jiro: Why did your 1st gf break up with you? What did she say?
Cal: She said "Let's just be good friends". *makes a crying sound*
Cal: Bcoz... all these are excuses
Jiro: So were you sad, did you cry?
Cal: I did in the past, but I won't now.
Jiro: Why wouldn't you now? Why wouldn't you now? Is it because you are more hardhearted now? Do you have a heart of stone now??
Cal: .... *so tickled he couldn't speak*
Jiro: Why didn't you?? Say! Say!
Cal: ... Bcoz.... Now I have my FRH brothers
Cal: *points to Jiro* He's so ruthless! The Qns he asked were so..... and I was so kind when I asked you the cursory qns!
Jiro said he was just reading according to the word prompter (but there wasn't any actually)..... Calvin gets 9 beans.
With Gaby.... Calvin makes a clever remark about him and Jiro -- a chinese idiom containing "10" and "9" -- the number of green beans Jiro and himself managed to pick out.
Cal: I'm sorry.... *Proudly repeats his idiom*
Crew: Did you think for very long?
Cal: Ok, ok (like, not really)
Jiro: No wonder just now you weren't talking. You were scheming this up!
Cal: I thought for very long!
Gaby: You fake ABC!
Cal: *puts on ABC accent* Chill, I came back from Canada....
Jiro: Fake ABC, real sentence composition
Cal: I tell you, if you want to show your support for our TV station (GTV is ba da, which is literally translated as "eight" "big" in Chinese) , you must get 8 ..... straight (8, 9 ,10) ....
Asking Gaby qns.... Gaby replied his first kiss was in his father's car, when he was three.
Cal: THree?? With your mom? Or with the milk bottle?
When Gaby got 12 beans,
Cal: You fake ABC! You must have been using chopsticks everyday!
Translated by (NotHello)Kitty @AF
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